lørdag 12. juni 2010

the modern day zombie

The modern day zombie, kids on the dancefloor, instead of eating brains they eat music, as soon as the music starts they move to it as if they were possesed and in no control over their body, they jump up and down, move around, eyes soulless and their arms flying around like they where tied to invisible threads, their bodies move in unthinkable ways. Female specimin tend to move in ways to challenge other females and make males become interested and sometimes even exited.

Males on the other hand usualy moves slower and more clumsylooking, they dont push their brests out or shake their asses, probably because they dont have as much as the females to show of.
The way males captures the interest of a female is not from the dancing itself, but from how they present it, some males "accedentaly" dances upp to a female with his back towards her, he slowly turns around just like if it was a part of his dance and then he looks into her eyes.
If he gets a smile he stops in his track and start to talk to her, if not he just keeps going like it's a part of the dance. Using different techniques males can capture a female like a carnivore flower captures flies, ants and other bugs.

Drugs preferable alcohol are consumed during theese weekly rituals. However not all males like it when their female shake their parts to make other males interested. They show aggresive behaivour and become angry with their females. Sometimes fights break out when jealous males react to other males trying to steal his female. If this ocure bluedressed males and females are summoned, they are often more adult and grown up and more in controll than the young dancezombies. They have rules and are following them.

The end to a ritual for theese zombies are either when they are so tired that they cant move or when the music stops, they move out to the streets yelling and showing of to other zombies, some are asleep on benches or in toilets.

And when the sun rises the next day, we all know that theese zombies are asleep in dark rooms somewhere.

1 kommentar:

  1. good stuff oscar, nice style of writing. I can almost hear some dicovery channel voice covering a video from last nights situation.

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