Words from my beloved "sister"

This is what my "sister" also called housemate posted on my wall on FB.



Now listening closely children for i am about to tell you a tale about a creature they call an Oscar ! long ago in a lnad not much different from the one we are now , their was a creature that all who learnt to both love and fear ! This creature was called Oscar, an Oscar lurks in the back of car next to a pile of good...s and if you treat an oscar correctly he will pass bag upon bag upon bag of chips ! you must treat your OSCAR kindly thou and never trap him in the car or you will face the consquences! I shall not tell you of the consquences but remember this children treat ur oscars well or suffer!

So treat me well or face the dire consequenses.

Well actually she has made some fairytales based on our roadtrip to melbourne, when I sat in the back next to the bags and stuff since it was a eight seater. Two in the front (driver ofcourse), three in the middle seats and one in the back. The one who sat in the back were responsible to pass chips and drink (usualy water) foward to the others.
Which made the back seat and the drivers seat the two most inportant in the car.